67: Playing Hand Grenades

This week saw a UK effort to rescue its citizens from a rapidly disintegrating Libya that more resembled a Keystone Cops action. No reflection on the crews of HMS Cumberland who dared lift 200 from Benghazi or C-130s flying deep into the desert, nor yet embassy staff and other unsung heros. But our finest hour, it wasn’t.

This was because the RN’s ability to project air power into such regions is effectively nil now that all STOL Harriers and their carriers have been scrapped. Together with the £4bn bonfire of Nimrod recce replacements and 10% cut in MoD budget, Britain’s ability to project power outside the Solent is reduced to the laughable.

But there is one exception: Trident. The present Tory minister agrees these subs are indispensable—agrees, that is, with his Labour predecessors who also called them indispensable. But why? Trident is designed to obliterate Russian cities. Russia is no longer a threat, let alone an enemy. Our nukes won’t stop Iran and Israel nuking each other. In world hotspots from Colombian drugs to Somali pirates to African dictators, Trident is even more useless. Deployment makes as much sense as equipping playground supervisors with hand grenades.

Even Britain’s leading military think tank, the Royal United Services Institute, sees no logic in spending £100bn to replace a weapons system “not fit for any conceivable military purpose”. Under International law, it is illegal to target civilians with weapons of mass destruction; Trident is good for nothing else. To have such an obscenity based on the Clyde while Scots soldiers scrimp through endless Afghan Wars and frigates devoid of air cover must pussyfoot into hotspots is both militarily stupid and as cogent an argument for Scotland’s independence as you could wish for.

Frigate HMS Cumberland in Benghazi — picture MoD/Getty Images

 

Nuclear submarine HMS Astute aground in the Minch, October 2010

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68: Harmonising with Joni

Growing up in the fifties and sixties, like most kids of my era, I was swept up into playing rock ‘n’ roll as protest and exploration of life’s possibilities. While many followed the Beatles, Stones and others that pushed the limits of rock, my idol was Stevie Winwood.

Last night’s BBC4 documentary brought me up to date with his life but also reminded me why he had influenced me so. It was the soul in his voice, a blues of hard living and authenticity to which a seventeen-year-old from Brum had no right—but, nonetheless, possessed in spades. That ability to reach deep into others is what kindled my interest in politics.

But it took most of a lifetime of gleaning experience and exploring options to bring me to a point when I felt qualified to blend the listening with rephrasing and make good politics—much as Stevie had done three decades earlier. My own journey is mirrored in two versions of Clouds by Joni Mitchell. The earlier is graceful, idiosyncratic and ought to be definitive.

The later is slower, more thoughtful and pitched almost an octave lower. Above all, Joni now sings her beautiful lyrics as if, finally, she understands how deep, how meaningful the words she sang so lightly then actually are. I make no apology for still loving rock and politics, but—like Stevie then and Joni now— I have come to understand what the words really mean.

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69: Centenary School

Off to Dirleton School last night to meet with two dozen parents, teachers and locals. This was not the normal enthusiastically attended School Parent Council (I attended one where two in three pupils had parents there) but a gathering called by high-energy Head Teacher Sarah to brainstorm the school’s 100th anniversary, due in 2012.

After setting the scene, Sarah broke us up into small groups to work on ideas for fundraising, for events and for other ideas how to celebrate the centenary of what has always been a great little school. They came pouring out—the good, the great and the fantastical ideas but with enthusiasm, good nature and the desire to help that is typical of our smaller settlements like Dirleton.

Initiatives like this are what cements the civic body together. Whether a centenary apple orchard gets planted or Uri Geller accepts an invitation to visit is not the point. There is no feeling like the one you derive  from being a part of something worthwhile that is bigger than yourself.

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70 Days to Decide

Much has happened in the last ten days, not least the poll putting Labour and the SNP neck-and-neck to control Scotland’s Parliament after May 5th. But, for me, it’s the more mundane things that can slip by almost unnoticed that are often the most significant.

All parties protest love of what our US cousins call ‘motherhood and apple pie’. Nobody wants bad education or unsafe streets, so that makes it harder for voters to discern who will actually do some good and deserve their vote. Even though they voted against it, Labour claim to want the 50,000 apprentice places that the SNP put in their budget. How can they be sincere when they act like that? They ‘talk the talk‘ but can they ‘walk the walk‘?

Not according to today’s Hootsmon. In a piece based on a Save the Children study of childhood poverty, a table ranks council areas by percentage. Almost every council where Labour has dominated forever leads this shameful parade, starting with Glasgow, down through the Lanarkshires, Dundee, Clacks—all the Labour ‘heartlands’ are there.

It is one thing to claim special status. But to do so in the sixties, then to be in one-party control for the next 50 years, receiving hugely disproportionate shares of welfare, inward investment, social work, addiction treatment, euro funding, education support, vocational initiatives (not to mention massive third sector involvement)—and still wind up with one child in six in severe poverty is a record that should make the Labour party feel humbled.

Once, when the bosses were rapacious, the mines deadly and the hours worked inhuman, they may have spoken for ‘the working man‘. A hundred years on, they’ve lost their way and no longer deserve the trust that long-suffering, well intentioned supporters put in them.

Hootsmon, Feb 23rd 2011

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71: Parliamo Politico III

Let’s Talk Pencil-Pusher: Lesson III—Disabling Envelopment (Third of a series, translating bureaucrat-speak into what it means for folk in East Lothian)

“Enabling Development” is a phrase used by planners in councils to allow things to be built they would not otherwise allow in order to get other priority projects done. It has a bad history in ELC; 85 houses at Archerfield got the House restored (magnificently) but not the landmark hotel that was part of the deal.

Another example is Victory Lane—that steel skeleton on the left as you leave Wallyford station. A deal struck in 2002 between the previous ELC administration and a developer called Sirius was to replace Wallyford’s demolished dog track and build 200 houses nearby. A third area reserved for offices had parking available to the track after hours.

The deal required all stadium steelwork up and services laid to the offices site before any houses could be sold. Sirius did build the steelwork (but ignored the offices), then built and sold all of the houses they could while arguing with ELC they had no money to finish the rest. The houses were occupied, the offices stayed a field and the steel stood rusting.

After almost five years, sustained lobbying of the (new) ELC administration claimed that, if another 94 houses were built on the offices area, the stadium might get finished. An application for this was lodged while a charm offensive on local civic groups undertaken. A slick 40-page Consultation Document from Geddes Consulting claimed everyone wanted the stadium and housing; nobody wanted offices.

For brass neck (considering Sirius had defaulted on promises near the start) both application and the document deserve medals. But the sheer genius of the move was to imply that funds from housing could finish the stadium. But the key phrase ‘enabling development’ had disappeared: Sirius was expecting the council to sign up for another 94 houses (on top of the 200 built and 1,000 more planned) for Wallyford with not one business space to work in.

Almost worked, too. At Feb 22nd’s ELC meeting, eight councillors, including the entire Labour group, swallowed Sirius’ pitch, as if approval wasn’t just letting Sirius build 94 more houses and disappear, laughing. Thankfully, we had 12 other councillors awake and knowing the difference between ‘enabling development’ and ‘disabling envelopment’ (a close but more rapacious relative that developers prefer—if you allow them).

The Worst View in East Lothian and a Monument to Developer Ambition, Victory Lane, Wallyford

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72: Round in Circles

Starting in 2007, Haddington had a one-way system imposed on the town centre for months while the jewellers was reconstructed. That was barely done last year when the huge John Gray Centre conversion of the historic Sinclair-McGill building and Procurator Fiscal office began in Lodge Street, again requiring a narrowing of a different part of the High Street and—again—a temporary one-way system.

As an ad-hoc solution, the one-way system works well (e.g. relieving jams in Hardgate) but it highlights problems like 40-tonne lorries SatNav’ed off the A68 and down the B6368 Humbie road that are hard-pressed to make the right turn at the Town House.

What this highlights is the fact that Haddington’s road infrastructure is just about at its limit, especially if the 750 houses at Letham become a reality (see 97: Commuters or Community). As with other towns, hundreds of houses have been added without roads to cope with the additional traffic. Who would pay for the needed link road between Oak Tree and the Humbie/Gifford roads via a bridge near Clerkington is a major question. But, until it’s answered, we’ll all be going round in circles.

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John Gray Centre Before Construction (& One-Way)

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73: Archaeology of the Mouth

I was flattered to be asked by Paul, a budding local director, to do a brief Q&A on the whale’s jawbone atop our Law. He had decided that his assignment from Telford’s Digital Media course to document a statue lacked passion and opted to stretch the rules to our jawbone above his home town, of which he knew little. A landmark since 1709, there was some grief when the third (genuine) jawbone to crown the hill blew over in a storm in 2005 and was removed for safety reasons. Thereupon, I got it tight and regular from native and visitor alike that our Law “looked bare without it“.

Harming whales now being off-limits, ELC hit on making a replica out of fiberglass, courtesy of Ralph Plastics of Macmerry and funding by a generous but anonymous local donor. Since 2008 the bone-coloured replica has served well and should do for centuries.

As Paul and his crew of two bustled about in the bitter cold I warmed to my subject, describing Dundee-based whalers—hardy men in small sailing ships, including sailors from North Berwick. They it was who erected the first jawbone as a beacon above home. I felt like an ancient sea salt, passing folklore down generations. But you could tell from their eyes that this whole new dimension to their home town was as much an education for them as shot framing and sound levels on that chill day—and would stay with them.

'Guerilla' Jawbone for which No-one Claimed Responsibility

It's the Real Thing (Actually a fiberglass replica)

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74: Gender Agenda

One of the strengths of the Scottish Parliament from the outset has always been that it displayed something like gender balance—from matronly competence in Annabel Goldie to ‘lips-made-to-kiss-megaphones’ stridency in Carolyn Leckie. That was already under some threat with five of 23 sitting Labour female MSPs stepping down this May. But the end of this week’s shock announcement from Wendy Alexander is the weightiest yet and the cumulative effect of losing one in four females must sit hard with Labour supporters.

My first instinct was to welcome this as more good news for the SNP. But then a longer perspective reminded me of Wendy’s contributions to Parliament since before it was even elected—more than most MSPs of either gender. Her sharp mind belongs on a front bench team, whether in or out of power. How do we persuade her to reconsider?

Perhaps she should get radical—take a leaf out of Nicola Sturgeon’s book and titillate Scotland’s resilient chauvinist tendencies by being painted by Laëtitia Guilbaud. That could shape a softer, more appealing image for her ‘Bendy Wendy’ nickname and connect with that male swathe of voters that female ability alone still has such trouble reaching.

Naughty Nicola by Laëtitia Guilbaud

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75: Feel the Beat

I regard it as a great privilege to chair East Lothian’s License Board, especially as the staff have now steered several hundred premises through the vagaries of implementing the Licensing (Scotland) Act 2005 and its huge differences from the previous 1976 Act.

Last night, I was out with our Licensing Standards Officer, a former senior policeman with the job of keeping in touch with our licensed premises. Sometimes I tag along with our police community beat officers, other times our community wardens on their informal visits to ensure our streets are safe and peaceful. Last night was the LSO’s turn.

Fifty years ago, pubs might have been considered questionable assets in a community. But these days, with East Lothian busily placing itself on the tourist map, they are valuable assets. Last weekend, those in North Berwick were heaving with the traditional Welsh contingent from Barry, celebrating the absolute drubbing their countrymen gave us. A splendid time was had and our hundreds of visitors went home happy.

This weekend was quieter. Yet each premises had their lively group of regulars. From music-throbbing younger bars to good craik with fishermen and firemen over the inevitable TV football to the more subdued hubbub of hotel bars, our licensed premises were on the job as social melting pots for our towns. It was good to see at first-hand.

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