…that, even in Englandshire, malcontents won’t let those few members left have a quiet commiserative drink together of a Saturday night?
We note that, despite David Mundell’s best efforts to scupper him, Murdo is still casting about for a new name for the Scottish(?) Tories. “Scottish Reform Party” and even “The Caledonians” have been mentioned.
We think the “Rather Insipid Party” has an accurate ring, especially as an acronym.