…that, even in Englandshire, malcontents won’t let those few members left have a quiet commiserative drink together of a Saturday night?

Snapped on Main Street, near the Bridge over the Cocker

We note that, despite David Mundell’s best efforts to scupper him, Murdo is still casting about for a new name for the Scottish(?) Tories. “Scottish Reform Party” and even “The Caledonians” have been mentioned.

We think the “Rather Insipid Party” has an accurate ring, especially as an acronym.